Dang

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:24:55 GMT

I was side swiped yesterday! :( My poor car.

Some really careless woman ran a red light and smashed my poor green car.

Luckily we're both ai'ight but damn

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Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:59:20 GMT

Socially exuberant teenagers storm the hallways of congress demanding their bubble gum.
Mentally exhausted middle aged mothers DDR at midnight in the dead of winter.
Enthusiastically successful fathers knock down their cubicles and ram through the windows of expensive high rise Manhattan buildings at the exact same time.
Eww girl - watch your step.

Ethnic hot dog vendors watch the chaos laughing politely insisting on remaining as professional as possible (hot dawgs, we got hot dawgs heeeere!)

Ridiculously intelligent MIT students take bong rips in the middle of defending their dissertations.
There is a long standing tradition at MIT of being as inappropriate as possible. I once took in a homeless MIT drop out who took a blood oath to never use the toilet. Instead he got creative and pooped in the most unexpected places. My favorite was in my piano - you could really hear a squishing sound as the hammers hit the poopy strings.

Creatively drained musicians don 50s clothes and get coked up.
Crunk gangsters cross dress and take a stroll down Santa Monica with purses wagging.
Snappy chicano girls with crispy hair put aside their differences and discuss global warming over English tea.
Shirtless Australians riding Kangaroos invade every street in America shouting popular ads and slogans:
"Hungry? Why wait?"

Daryl: "Well it has finally happened."
Scott: "Mmmmhmmm"

Daryl nudges scotts shoulder.

Daryl: "I mean it has REALLY fuckin happened."

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:47:11 GMT

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Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:41:18 GMT

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